Relationship Advice!

So many people ask me what the secret to a long and healthy relationship and I tell them it's very simple....CHEAT!!! That's right..CHEAT!!! Why waste time staring at other people when you can simply hop into the sack with them, satisfy your curiousity and pick up a wonderful STD. Isnt that an exciting thought. If you are on a quest to make your life and the life of your partner more eventful...there is nothing more exciting than a trip to the clinic and a spontaneous HIV TEST. Wow...that's how we should all spend our summer....worrying about the dumb shit we did with someone who might have more shit wrong with their body than the last 8 years of Presidential leadership. Just food for thought.